DISTRESSED AQUA WOOD BOAT PADDLE
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Hank watched in disbelief at the sight of two oars floating about seventy-five yards away from the now propulsion-challenged rowboat. He shot an accusing stare back at his fishing buddy who was looking up, trying to avoid eye contact with Hank.
“Red, you were supposed to secure those oars...how’d you manage to lose both of them? How are we supposed to get back to shore now?” Hank said to Red, his arms crossed in disgust.
“Um...err...I don’t know Hank, I’m sure someone will come along and give us a tow.” Red replied with a sheepish grin.
Hank reached over and pulled Red’s hat off his head and then threw it in his lap. “Start rowing with your hat, maybe that big head of yours is good for something after all.”
Red reached over the side of the boat and began rowing with his hat while muttering some choice words about Hank under his breath. The boat slowly began to move as Red pushed scoop after scoop of water with his hat. Hank turned his attention to baiting a fish hook. He figured he might as well fish while they crept there way back to shore--it was going to take awhile. Just then, while Red was at the end of a rowing stroke, a flash of silver and green shot out of his hat and into the boat. The two men stared in amazement as a 3 lb Rainbow Trout flopped around on the floor of the boat. Without a word Hank slipped off his own hat and began frantically rowing with it.
For sale a nicely distressed wooden oar with a chippy/worn aqua painted finish as well as three white stripes. This old oar is 60” long with 6.25" wide paddle and has a 1.5" wide shaft with 3" wide handle. It would make a great display piece for a beach house, nautical, cabin or lodge decor.
This oar is structurally sound but does have some splits to the wood and as mentioned above has nice distressed look with nicks, small chips to the wood and worn/chippy paint.
Flat shipping rate of $17.95 to anywhere in the USA including US territories and APOs.
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